A Public Service Annoucement From FOTBP

Your friends at Fear of The Blank Page remind you that....

REAL WOMEN

Like the lovely Jenna Fischer of TV's The Office or, you know, your mom, are much better than....

ANIME WOMEN

This really should not require an explanation, but real people that you can have real conversations and relationships in real places trumps any fan fiction. Remember that these girls are cartoons. Yes, I understand they are nice cartoons, but, cartoons nonetheless. And all these girls are way out of your league anyway! They all have magical powers, wooden swords, pet dragons, and/or mechanized armor. Quite overqualified.

No, no. Please don't open that Word file entitled Moon Romance. Unless you created Sailor Moon, you really cannot capture her character's essence. Whatever that is. Especially not through a tentacle scene.

And the same goes for real men over anyone from the Naruto cast. Please take Matthew Fox or your dear old dad over Goku. PLEASE!

Real people are real great!