End of the day

At the end of a long day I can't wait to get home and pound  a can of fizzy water. I have become addicted to the bubbly water and while I would love to drink LA Croix all day, everyday, I'll drink whatever.

I realize this makes me super white and suburban but I can't help myself.

It's like contraband at work as well. Put it out and catch a teacher. Put out a salted caramel Kcup and you have a whole grade!

All this makes me feel like I am in the beginning of Fight Club to be significantly woke. You're not your ducking canned sparkling water....until you are.

Sqaurepants

My son has now entered a Spongebob  Square pants loving phase and I'm not sure how to handle it. I never really watched the show as it was the Nicktoon after I stopped watching and before Nicktoon stopped meaning something. It's always been there and it seem so disjointed. I wonder why can they fry Krabby Patties and have fires under the sea? At least it's not Caillou. Or tentacle porn.

Wrote this from my phone. What would have been if I had this as a younger man.