Too long for Twitter so into the blog
Note these are pseudonyms.
Coworker: Oh, hey. I need a new desk. Do we have like a furniture person?
Me: Yes, I can put you in touch with Salesperson Alex.
Coworker: Me and the sales person have the same name? That's funny.
Me: Yeah, I call her salesperson Alex because you are fucking awesome Alex! *cymbal shot*
Coworker: 😳 Did you just like hum the cymbal shot noise?
Me: 😬We will get you that desk.
Coworker: Like...you even pantomined a drumming motion with your hands.
Me: Run away!
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