Tuesday, March 19, 2019

Tiny Scripts

On my Twitter (@garikapc) I often stage these little dialogues on stuff that happened or internal narratives. These often exceed the 240 character count and usually at that point I am sure no one there would care. Some people do read my Tweets. So I am staggering the longer ones here for your enjoyment, porn bots!

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Co-Worker: Hey ***Proceeds to being making copies***
Me: Hey
Also, me ***Her dress is nice. You should say her dress is nice***
Also, also me: ***No, that is weird***
AM: ***It is only weird because you are making it. Human beings are nice to each other***
AAM: ***WEIRD!***
AM: ***The only thing weird is your inability to talk to anyone***
AAM: ***How can I escape this situation?***
AM: ***What situation? You haven't said anything?!***
AAM: ***I need to go hide under my desk***
AM: ***NO. That is weird. Say something about the weather or making copies***
AAM: ***No. That is hackneyed***
Co-Worker: Are you, OK You keep staring at the wall?
Me:
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