Good looking co-worker: "Oh hey I like that shirt you are wearing."
Me: ***Just say thanks. If you say anything else besides thanks they will think you are beyond weird. Don't read too much into this. Its just a pleasantry.*** "Ah...well, thanks. I like your um salmon colored pants!"
GLCW: Huh?
Me: 😬 "Its cause I really like lox. You know like on a bagel!"
GLCW: Ok...well...bye!
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