Today, I had about 20 minutes to kill before lunch at work and I decided to access my home email and fiddle around with the settings and clear out some spam. I complain much about my job (Not here! I want to keep it, yo!) but there are fringe benefits and one is a culture that is fine with juggling between your FB page and work email. I can pay bills and work at the same time? Easy come and easy go.
While cleaning out my spam one subject line caught my attention. It read, "Get COCKZILLA now!"
What a word! I did not click the link because it is spam (And I'm at work) but searching online for the word brings up all kinds of porn sites. Apparently it refers to a very large member. Makes sense, but I really expected a vial of pills with a cartoon roster on the front surrounded by swooning hens. And then all the double entendres! I mean...do the pills come in chewable form? Easy to swallow? Juicy centers? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It is icky but they write themselves! C'mon evil Russian hackers. You are leaving gold on the floor.
I used to say that I wanted a job posting fake job listings on Craigslist (Seriously, if you are an evil Russian hacker and need some help, please let me know. All that must wear on the fingers) but I could freelance writing jokes for spam messages.
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